Because Apparently 14 Wasn’t Enough
In what can only be described as the political equivalent of a bonus DVD features menu, activists have compiled fifteen additional reasons for their Trump disapproval list. The original fourteen reasons apparently left audiences wanting more, like a Netflix series that ends on a cliffhanger.
According to sources familiar with the matter, reason number seven involves his alleged misuse of ketchup on well-done steaks, while reason twelve addresses his controversial stance on whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Political analysts from Politico suggest this expanded list represents a new frontier in comprehensive presidential criticism.
The compilation team worked tirelessly through the night, fueled by organic fair-trade coffee and righteous indignation. “We couldn’t stop at fourteen,” explained lead researcher Patricia Mendez. “That’s not even divisible by five. It was mathematically unsatisfying.” The list has already garnered significant attention on social media, where users are debating whether the reasons should be ranked by severity or alphabetically.
Critics of the list argue that fifteen still feels incomplete, suggesting a round twenty would provide better closure. Meanwhile, The Washington Post fact-checkers are working overtime to verify whether reason ninehis alleged preference for pineapple on pizzaconstitutes an impeachable offense.
The document has been formatted in both PDF and interpretive dance versions for maximum accessibility. Early polling data from Pew Research indicates that 73% of respondents who agree with the list haven’t actually read past reason three, while 22% are just here for the comments section.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/15-more-reasons-to-hate-trump/
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