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Bakery Mood Cookies Trigger Emotions
Bakery Mood Cookies Trigger Emotions - Pastries Manipulate Feelings in Culinary Mind Control Experiment
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City Bans Morning Jogging After Runners Snooze
City Bans Morning Jogging After Runners Snooze - Fitness Enthusiasts Choose Sleep Over Exercise in Shocking Development
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Museum Launches Silent Disco Exhibit
Museum Launches Silent Disco Exhibit - Art Lovers Dance to Different Beats While Staring at Paintings
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City Mandates Fun Hour Where Citizens Pretend
City Mandates Fun Hour Where Citizens Pretend - Mandatory Joy Initiative Receives Mandatory Enthusiasm
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Mindfulness Latte Customers Meditate Too Long
Mindfulness Latte Customers Meditate Too Long - Café Forced to Install Timers as Zen Seekers Overstay Welcome
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Reading Skills Hit Historic Low After Nation Switches to Voice-Only Devices
Reading Skills Hit Historic Low After Nation Switches to Voice-Only Devices - Americans Can No Longer Read Signs, Instructions, or This Article
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App That Fooled Millions of Illegals Revealed as Border Control Honeypot
App That Fooled Millions of Illegals Revealed as Border Control Honeypot - Immigration Officials Use Technology for Surveillance
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TikTok Teens Fail Staring Contest Record
TikTok Teens Fail Staring Contest Record - Nation's Youth Blink Away Dreams of Viral Fame
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Zoo Installs Wi-Fi For Pandas
Zoo Installs Wi-Fi For Pandas - Bamboo-Munching Bears Get Better Internet Than Most Americans
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San Francisco Under Military Presence After Tech Bros Declare Autonomous Zone
San Francisco Under Military Presence After Tech Bros Declare Autonomous Zone - Silicon Valley Elite Secede Over Wi-Fi Disputes
