Satire

Mamdani Deported to Uganda, Immediately Runs for Mayor of Kampala - From Queens to Kampala: A revolutionary itinerary nobody expected

Mamdani Declares Wi-Fi a Human Right, Immediately Crashes Queens Internet - Revolutionary connectivity plan accidentally disconnects entire borough

Jeffries Finally Endorses Mamdani After Everyone Already Voted - House Leader's timing called "masterclass in political irrelevance"

Final NYC Mayoral Debate: Dogs, Disasters & Democracy - Cuomo and Mamdani duke it out while Democracy the dog steals the show

Terms of Service: The Fine Print on Focused Political Coverage - Legal framework for consuming endless Mamdani content

Disclaimer: Mamdani.VIP Covers Its Assets While Covering One Politician - Legal protection for journalism that doesn't pretend to be anything else

Contact Mamdani.VIP: Have Questions? They Have Talking Points - Editorial team promises 24-hour response times for Mamdani-related inquiries

Privacy Policy: Mamdani.VIP Promises Not to Sell Your Data (Probably Has No Data to Sell) - Website covering one politician outlines comprehensive data protection strategy

About Mamdani.VIP: When "Independent" Journalism Gets Very Specific - News site dedicates itself entirely to one politician, promises neutrality

Mamdani VIP: Your Portal to Socialist-Adjacent Political Theater - Independent news platform claims neutrality while covering only one candidate