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Lessons from the Past - Things We Learned Then Immediately Forgot

Jaydon Blue - College Football's Most Colorfully Named Player

Kamala Harris 2028 - Because Why Wait for 2024 to Be Over?

History Lite - New Textbooks Promise 50% Less Reality

Gavin Newsom Recalls Hard Childhood - Governor Remembers Growing Up in Mansion Was Really Difficult

Erratic Diplomacy - When Foreign Policy Meets Choose Your Own Adventure

Democrats Rebrand Tear-Gassed ICE Protest as Halloween Parade - Spooky Season Gets Unexpectedly Political

Democratic Operatives to Air Traffic Controllers: Stay Home - Nation's Skies Prepare for Unprecedented Clarity

15 More Reasons to Hate Trump - Because Apparently 14 Wasn't Enough